pick a generally benign and mediocre power
carbonate any (actual, survivably-drinkable) beverage by touching it directly
fold whole lettuce leaves into a perfect shape to fit on a sandwich
involuntarily manifest a single tissue in your pocket, once a day
know the precise location of the nearest crab
eidetic memory but specifically for wikipedia pages on cacti
occasional vivid dreams that inform you about forgotten family soup recipes
immunity to hot glue burns
a sense that warns you away from reading fanfic you would absolutely hate
everyone just respects your decision to wear crocs in public
you can eat aquarium gravel without consequence (in moderation, of course)
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???
OFC YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????
“Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.”
YEAH???????
WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO
Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD
“Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.
It’s full circle now.
He did it, by god he did.
What a little champ.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
